{"id":2300,"date":"2025-10-01T10:49:18","date_gmt":"2025-10-01T14:49:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.unliterate.net\/?p=2300"},"modified":"2025-10-01T10:52:00","modified_gmt":"2025-10-01T14:52:00","slug":"gilligans-island-ante-commorientes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unliterate.net\/index.php\/2025\/10\/01\/gilligans-island-ante-commorientes\/","title":{"rendered":"Gilligan&#8217;s Island: Ante Commorientes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Commorientes: &#8220;simultaneous deaths&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ante: (<em>no longer&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wiktionary.org\/wiki\/Appendix:Glossary#productive\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">productive<\/a><\/em>)&nbsp;Prior to in time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Needed a fancy word that makes no sense to document the order of passing of the characters of the 1964-1967 sitcom <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gilligan%27s_Island\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Gilligan&#8217;s Island<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Kill Order<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jim_Backus\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">James Gilmore Backus<\/a>; <em>Thurston Howell III<\/em>: July 3, 1989; 76 years old<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Alan_Hale_Jr.\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Alan Hale Jr.<\/a>; <em>Captain Jonas &#8220;The Skipper&#8221; Grumby<\/em>: January 2, 1990; 68 years old<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Natalie_Schafer\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Natalie Shafer<\/a>; <em>Eunice &#8220;Lovey&#8221; Howell<\/em>: April 10, 1991; 90 years old<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Charles_Maxwell_(actor)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Charles Carlton Maxwell<\/a>; <em>Radio Announcer<\/em>: August 7, 1993; 79 years old<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bob_Denver\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Bob Denver<\/a>; <em>Willy Gilligan<\/em>: September 2, 2005; 70 years old<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Russell_Johnson\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Russel David Johnson<\/a>; <em>&#8220;The Professor&#8221; Roy Hinkley<\/em>, Ph.D: January 16, 2014; 89 years old<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dawn_Wells\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Dawn Elberta Wells<\/a>; <em>Mary Ann Summers<\/em>: December 30, 2020; 82 years old<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Tina_Louise\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Tina Louise<\/a>; <em>Ginger Grant<\/em>: Still Alive<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Dead Movies<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>I had an idea a long time ago to find movies where a high percentage of the main actors that were present in the film were deceased, thus making the film somewhat more relevant to watching. The problem came with data in movies, as <em>all<\/em> the people who were a part the production could either be in a main or minor role and there was no source of data with only main characters or characters with >50% screentime to determine this morbid ratio.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Performing the same calculation with Series-based productions where the performer is in X out of Y episodes gives a better breakdown which is why Charles Maxwell &#8220;The Radio Announcer&#8221; is present in the list above. Gilligan&#8217;s Island is 87.5% deceased (7\/8 performers) instead of 85.7% deceased (6\/7 performers) by this metric.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Dazed and Confused (1993)<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>In all this rambling my wife made me aware of this conversation in the movie <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0106677\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Dazed and Confused<\/a> about Gilligan&#8217;s Island:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0363705\/?ref_=ttch_qu\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Kaye Faulkner<\/a>: And there you guys were in class, trying to list all the Gilligan&#8217;s Island episodes without even a *hint* of irony.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0552172\/?ref_=ttch_qu\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Shavonne Wright<\/a>: What the hell are you talking about, girl?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0363705\/?ref_=ttch_qu\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Kaye Faulkner<\/a>: Weren&#8217;t thinking about it, were you?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0552172\/?ref_=ttch_qu\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Shavonne Wright<\/a>: Gilligan&#8217;s Island?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0363705\/?ref_=ttch_qu\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Kaye Faulkner<\/a>: It&#8217;s what known as a male pornographic fantasy.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0552172\/?ref_=ttch_qu\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Shavonne Wright<\/a>: [<em>laughs<\/em>] Oh my&#8230;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0363705\/?ref_=ttch_qu\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Kaye Faulkner<\/a>: Think about it! You&#8217;re basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. One, a seductive sex goddess type. The other&#8230; a healthy girl-next-door type with a nice butt. So guys have it all &#8211; the Madonna and the whore. And women get nothing! We get a geek&#8230; an overweight middle-aged guy&#8230; some nerdy scientific type, I mean&#8230;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0121806\/?ref_=ttch_qu\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Jodi<\/a>: [<em>interrupts<\/em>] The professor&#8230; is sexy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Dazed and Confused (1\/12) Movie CLIP - Gilligan&#039;s Island Fantasy (1993) HD\" width=\"648\" height=\"365\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/MbRhuUtKHV4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-file\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.unliterate.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/yt-MbRhuUtKHV4.mp4\">Dazed and Confused (1\/12) Movie CLIP &#8211; Gilligan&#8217;s Island Fantasy (1993) HD<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.unliterate.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/yt-MbRhuUtKHV4.mp4\" class=\"wp-block-file__button wp-element-button\" download>Download<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Commorientes: &#8220;simultaneous deaths&#8221; Ante: (no longer&nbsp;productive)&nbsp;Prior to in time. 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