{"id":1839,"date":"2023-05-20T00:01:57","date_gmt":"2023-05-20T04:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.unliterate.net\/?p=1839"},"modified":"2023-05-20T00:01:57","modified_gmt":"2023-05-20T04:01:57","slug":"randy-mario-poffo-oooh-yeah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unliterate.net\/index.php\/2023\/05\/20\/randy-mario-poffo-oooh-yeah\/","title":{"rendered":"Randy Mario Poffo &#8211; Oooh yeah!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Queue up <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Rblh_0d7Qlw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Pomp and Circumstance March no. 1<\/a> as it has been 12 years since <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Randy_Savage\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">&#8220;Macho Man&#8221; Randy Savage<\/a> has left this earth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>The master of the Slim Jim commercial, of course, as early as 1996:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Slim Jim Light Bulb Commercial (Macho Man Randy Savage) (1996)\" width=\"648\" height=\"486\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Lxp_3000h_U?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>What&#8217;s more relevant is his appearance on the Arsenio Hall Show in 1992 back where he provided us this tidbit of Manliness in a time where it was toxic to speak of such things:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Macho Man Randy Savage&#039;s greatest quote\" width=\"648\" height=\"486\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wz-VJl7UkB8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Arsenio: Okay, your middle name is Macho but, uh, I&#8217;m wondering if you&#8217;ve ever cried. Has Macho Man ever cried?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Randy: Oh Yeah!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Arsenio: Really?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Randy: Uh huh! It&#8217;s okay for Macho Men to show every emotion available right there, ya know, because I&#8217;ve cried 1000 times I&#8217;m gonna cry some more, BUT I&#8217;ve soared with the eagles and I&#8217;ve slithered with the snakes and I&#8217;ve been everywhere in between and I&#8217;m gonna tell you something right now: There&#8217;s one guarantee in life in that there are no guarantees, yeah, ANDah ya gotta understand this, yeah, nobody like a quitter, nobody said life was easy so if you get knocked down take the standing 8-count get back up and fight again, and you&#8217;re a macho maniac! Dig it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Queue up Pomp and Circumstance March no. 1 as it has been 12 years since &#8220;Macho Man&#8221; Randy Savage has left this earth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unliterate.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unliterate.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unliterate.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unliterate.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unliterate.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1839"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.unliterate.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1840,"href":"https:\/\/www.unliterate.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1839\/revisions\/1840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unliterate.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unliterate.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unliterate.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}